ToyDirty.com Wish List AUTAGONISTOPHILIA

  1. laurenhooper:

    awlhf:

    supervengers:

    omvr:

    yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

    yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

    And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

    this is the best thing ive ever heard

    (via mirandauganda)

     

  2. "When you love something, you don’t threaten it. You don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first."
    — Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation (via yesdarlingido)

    (Source: hollisonahero, via delicateflowerr)

     

  3. snapchatting:

    *sighs for 3 years straight*

    (Source: snapchatting, via orgasm)

     
  4. mrhaliboot:

    frozendailydose:

    goldannaple:

    keyblade-assassin:

    don’t click play.

    What the….

    but why

    This scene is really powerful because it shows Elsa, a girl who has been shut in and isolated her whole life, finally accepting herself for who she is. I think the animators and song writers did a really good job at making this a really amazing, memorable piece of art.

    (via phoenixvvright)

     
     

  5. "You’ve got to be pretty fucked up to interpret silence as an invitation to suicide, especially when you’re the one who told them not to speak."
    — (via swan—dive)

    (via delicateflowerr)

     

    1. greenglencoco said: Careful, if it’s too soon or too late you can get a false negative
      ignore greenglencoco
    2. usernamemisplaced said: It’s too soon to tell?

    I’m only 3 days late on my period, but i’m on time or give or take a day.

    If I don’t get my period by Monday, i’m scheduling a blood test D:

     

  6. "We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all."
    — Eleanor Roosevelt (via observando)

    (via milkyweii)

     

  7. Dear period,

    Where are you? You’re really late!

    I understand that you might be on vacation, but i’d love if it you’d show yourself.

    I don’t know if Jeffery and I are ready for a baby!

    I mean I’ve got mad baby fever and I want a baby, but that doesn’t mean we need one right now!

    I took three pregnancy tests and 2 were negative and one was faintly positive.

    Tagged #personal
     
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  9. (Source: extrovhert, via decatscorner)

     
  10. (Source: shady-god, via fatgaystarfish)

     
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  12. Maybe I’ll get it later!
    Keep hope alive

     
  13. 23devil:

    amateur-1314:

    FHHFU THIS IS TOO CUTE

    "raaah I’m an orc- asdfgh Elf cooties go away!

    (Source: thrandolls, via joker13s)

     

  14. mariofartwii:

    talk dirty to me

    image

    (via orgasm)